Hello! You a collect call from Cuckoo Please answer the question, "Yes or no" Will you pay for the
Is on? Gather my wealthy friends and enjoy the horrifying sights Only your worst nightmares could human beings of a deformed nature Come at once, and come and yourself In our own amusement of another's misfortune Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, enter our three show of freaks
Ring one, a dung a dung My name's Violent J and I my tongue To the desk in then I run down the hall Scaring the shit out of all y'all
Which is why you don't invite to your parties 'cause I don't look like everybody I they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys Scary, bula!
And what's the big deal about my Just because now and then I like to let it Up a couple to get a better sight Is that any reason to scream and run in
No, so, now how ya gonna So what if I got another arm out of my back I guess, I'm just another freak show And now they got me in the ring
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Three ring a ding a ding People love to and stare Three ring a ding a ding the same as everywhere
two, how do you do? I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, You try to front ho Try to play me out just I'm running with the sideshow
Or maybe it's the leg growing out my But jet baby, heh, not yet I'm popping in like a pound of Black 'n' blue, his next roll and drop me on my
Oh shit, I knew I had to up my circuits 'Coz I was two my momma left me at the circus Abandoned at the carnival the freak shows Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man
But then I escaped to the ghetto Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not So don't be stickin' your in my face stank Or your stomach might receive a from the
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I certainly your enjoy yourselves at our three ring exhibit But to be I really don't see What's so funny about it These fucking are real!
three, the ICP Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a on me how you get fucked up We'll squeeze your shut
Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the Have Snake woman kick my love to the She busted into my tent, now I'm Had the fat lady in the buck, uh
Fuck that bitch, that I was born with a but I never had a nut sac Just two balls with no protection so I move careful and slow
You can call me a weirdo, me a freak Call me Don 'coz I'm getting on it every week, uh So come see the carnival and threw me your change, I chill the three rings
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Well, it I hope satisfied I you had a good time You fucking bastards
You saw what you So your fucking kids And that fat of shit wife of yours And get the out of our circus tent
You sons of bitches You think they fucked up Just wait till I kick Fucking in a couple times
You'll be sittin' up like a bitch And we'll at your folded ass They'll call you after I done put knots All over your forehead
Yeah, hey, hey boy, come here you like it if I tied your neck in a knot You fucking bitch Come here, shove that fucking corn dog up your ass
Get the fuck out of Show's over Get the fuck out of You fucking bastards