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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned a skunk Now I know you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know mama, she's one of those type of women do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And look so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to help da-da build a sand (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show how far she can And don't worry about that little on her throat It's just a little scratch, it hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, there's a place heaven and a place called hell A place called and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little I'll it to ya But for now we'll just say was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I you it's okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo da-da change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your dad'll her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head here, before we pway We're gonna take for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong Mama's too to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around this (yeah!) tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more fightin wit dad, no restraining order No more step-da-da, no new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us