Yeah, year a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this year I down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna the question about girl problems All these is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you time is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho the South A ho likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a with none A with a knife, a bitch with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, Ice in the whole herd I fuck 'em all and 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch new A bitch who love velvet in the blue I got a who's fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her give out powdered milk I got a who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A bitch who fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Long I got a bitch who's as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who A who dances naked, a bitch who won't A who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with priority And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 style Of how the bitches treat a fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of I don't on hoes, cause I don't need none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes cock nigga how you play 'em? That's why I don't on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is money I'd rather the green than sip the honey So don't expect cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never softenin Puttin the on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin pussy's just expense If pussy pays the bills then dick the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo my motherfucker you got problems man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me you how to do this shit
I got a bitch loves to G She'll fuck you right she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch that's a and a bitch that's a ho A that lies A that's true A who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves A bitch who's lost and one who knows where at She gets up under me and purrs a cat I got a bitch runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who I got a that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I in the swap meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a ain't one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass nigga
A ain't one I got a stayin out here on these streets With the police trying to take a out, y'know? But a bitch one Got problems with motherfuckers.. my records But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A ain't one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass
Really, niggas about bitches better, they better find somethin else to worry about