Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three and sixty-five had come
And went since that midnight run hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was gallons
Through a pair of daisy cut-offs
And one of fruit of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost to ruby red lips
Milky white and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her like a mask
As I do my little kooky and then she told me to shush
I guess she sense my desperation
Of course, it's to hide a hard-on
When you're dressed Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can
All my fantasies come
So I says, "Even this one I have Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna Town if you what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
the tranny a spin and slid on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me the back of the milk carton

Well, my heart just
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and polish the gopher
When doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children could be so
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is