Last Christmas I up, Niceville For a little vacation, and boy I love Twain Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me a retard watchin' baywatch
But anyway I read her in the hotel room I had one of these nice fancy So I to seduce her and sent her this letter This is my letter to Shania and she actually got letter
Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat your You I'm kiddin', I figured that charmer off the bat I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog And give you the run of my estate where I live down here
Off the alagator lake, tell you what They a big oh sixteen foot long gator In that lake by me, right, we're talkin' world record gator Tell me now you ain't got nipples, from our home stay
Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys I'd treat you all the best things life had to call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Across from that big muffler
Boy I got me one of them beds I tell you if you want one I'll sperge And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will you Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'
To let you know I mean business, 'Bout datin' you know and to let ya know I ain't know lowlie up scumball I even closed a of gifts in this fancy Inn Hotel envolope
Thats right a bunch of coupons For that fancy Longjohn service restroom down the And let me you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one coupon That's in there for Hushpuppies
Send that son of a back 'cause I might give that to my sister And her for their anniversary There's also a Reggan sticker in there And a bunch of gritch and to get her done lick on tattoos
I had a up special, I think your fine, now call me Don't call out tell one o'clock 'Cause I'm usually on the Talkin' to one of them 900 dirty girls
Love in the cable guy