Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your house
And he ain't be trying to rob
Ah no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to it in though, depending
it what he in, cause some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in DOORS?
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you like a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's it twice
Right,
And he gonna know who's naughty or
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus,
I don't be in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, for life fool
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's kinda hard putting on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got in the living room drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the and close the doors
Man for what? Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Claus high as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Sitting by the tree sipping
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got cups but they ain't chiped in
I called up Blaze told him, time for dime
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See is fine, cause I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm right next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking lights made me
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, there ain't no chance he pass me up
Got Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the break of
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it alright
Before he he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billon to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came with a gift for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
a phat ass joint with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are
style through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
They supposed to by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of we was getting shit for free
I would pulled my dick out!