Luyện nghe bài hát Accidental Pimp

It was a dark and stormy night, and the bar was
I a long hard pull on Jimmy, John and Jack
My were a mess, we all looked like shit
and I was round the place for any targets to hit

I said what can I get some rough sex
Can I find a for my next conquest?
and just when I
that the night was
in walked three fine young
fine females!

We on up, and I tipped my hat
thinking time to show these ladies where the cool at
We didn't mean no harm, and I was with charm
but their cool said we'd bought the farm

eyes cold frost, told us all to get lost,
get the away, begone at any cost
but just when doom was
was resuming
and they began consuming
tequila shots!

Everybody somebody
who can't their alcohol
And when lost those inhibitions
pimps can have it all

As we watched afar we saw 'em gulping it down
There was so much liquid flowing I thought they would drown
We knew at that point that they deep in a binge
and we had an to take our revenge

so we a couple guys looking desperate as hell,
said for a hundred bucks that they have some tail
I pointed to the threesome,
said it was my harem,
all they had to do was
and the was theirs!

Everybody somebody
who control their alcohol
And they've lost those inhibitions
pimps can have it all

What I did was wrong, but chicks were gone,
moments it was on like donkey kong
They never figured out what gone and done,
and selling ass paid for our night of fun

I say now, got a new cash cow,
I'm the new king, milk out of this sow
Just you've made the grade,
in this you always played,
threw on the grenade,
and finally getting laid,
who think is getting paid?

Everybody knows
who control their alcohol
And when they've those inhibitions
pimps can have it all

Everybody some money
(you're drinkin, I'm pimpin, you've lost it, know it)
at to buy some alcohol
(you're drinkin, I'm pimpin, lost it, don't know it)
And when your wallet's empty
(you're drinkin, I'm pimpin, you've lost it, don't it)
pimps can have a ball
(you're drinkin, I'm pimpin, you've lost it, know it)