My Aunt Dot left a glock and blood on my sheets me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets Even though I'm her niece, she me a piece Wack-ass caliber, with the silencer
What? She don't know I like my guns Like my boy Troy with the twin-glizzies I heard a knock at the To my surprise I saw these two eyes
Who are you? Whattup? I'm Shanice, don't me? She called me by my government name, Who you? My mom sent me, her name is Dottie She a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
Hmmph, she was and mad fly She had the Prada knapsack the hat to match Bavari hiking boots the mink bubble goose And I see she was admiring my Minski suit Then she handed me the note, here, read
I stared her up and down 'Cause I believe it, then I opened it It said, "Bitches is out to get you Your so-called friends, put a in your Benz"
"I'm on a mission now to do harm to your friends They know where you live, so the crib And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin Since I can't be with her, I you to babysit her"
"Besides, she looks up to you, her idol And is her first violin recital And she would be more than if you could take her Peace, my number's on the of the paper, hit me later"
Damn, what went Can't we all get along and make hit songs? all up in my ass like a thong If was a show, y'all hoes would get 'Gonged'
if it's on, then it's on, bring it on What the fuck you for? C'mon, let's get it on What's takin' you so long? I got plans for the future To back your head like Medusa
Girls be actin' stink, mad Y'all bitches like me, on the monthly stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm killin'
Girls be stink, mad funny bitches bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm y'all
Uh, we in the Range in fucked up weather snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole shit together How Laverne, she always wanted to be me And dress like me and look me
And Nicole, like she lived in my house me for money, day in, day out And but not least the grimiest one Tayesha She planned it all, come to find out her is Keisha
C'mon Shanice, I'm takin' you to my in L. Conn. I wanna go with you, uhh, be quiet and we'll get along C'mon please, I wanna be just you 600 and 380's in my doll babies
Crazy baguettes in my and rocks inside my Baby G Shock Fuck Barney and Lamb chops, I don't love hoes But anything goes when it to bankrolls
Diamonds on my toes, hottie in designer clothes Scoop Lil' and Jus, then take 'em to Toys 'R 'Us Make 'em spend, they then kick 'em out and take the bus
I'm the S the H the A the N the I the C the E But all my friends call me Miss Little Bee What, what? I like the green, know I mean? Ever seen The Professional? Well, I can
You know what? I like you, big person number one, no cursin' Anyway, what you about that? You too young for that, I was your age
I got hung for that Then I picked up the phone to call my Dot So she could fill me in a little more the plot Nine, one, seven, eight, five, eight, two, one, two, two
"Hello?" Yo, the deal? Why bitches buggin' out I mean, this all about? "See it's sorta what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
don't want you to win no more Soul Train, don't want you to attend no more And I guess that's why, ain't your friends no more The other day, I was comin' out the grocery store
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon door" For real? "Yup, I choked the bitch out At one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet her in my backseat
Then I dumped her on a dead-end The other two? Yeah, they linger But don't you a finger, I'ma get 'em So just pray I come
And when we up, get rid of your phone" Whoo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh, It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after Hmmph, she you stressed, no wearin' white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what next 'Cause other two girls, that's still on the menu Is the reason why the story is to be
Girls be stink, mad funny Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
Girls be stink, mad funny bitches bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain then pop a I know it hurts, I'm y'all