(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found dollars on the street. Bought a bite to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I found I had a left, so I put four in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to it play ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well they my ass out the fifth it came up. I was walking the street, still my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I that laundromat I got to 'cause I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman with her in a net. She had a smoke white face, posey eyes, pounds extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see what I see; her yellow Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, my hair back slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.