*Sports Welcome ladies and This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) yeah yeah We got a that's in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the for the start of the game
announcer* And now.. please for the singing of our national anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish fry in the kitchen Beans don't burn on the (that's right) It took a whole lot of Just to get up hill I but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES My dirty it's our at bat And just as long as we livin, Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin wrong that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the first to home run with that thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, me love Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla I put my mack down, she a curve ball She Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone She tip-top 'em, First base, god livin like a worst chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke herb and clear yo' mind It's time, second base wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped third and headed home Third baseman just don't understand what the bomb What the fuck wrong, with this today these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you stays on yo cause we's be in the big league Cause be in the big leauge
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Well you should see me now, I'm Wheaties now I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin now See me now, people me speedy now Known for runnin the quickest hit and run in any town, any Rules 'fore I hit it, it, lick it and quit it And hit it, lick it, did I say it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it Ain't no in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang If I think with my then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got A sucka in fear, hear the and the cheers From the crowd when I the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and 'em get down
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*Sports Well uhh this next batter on deck still in high school (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A high school out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Murphey I want my not, not said but screamed I went from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to things I'm Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three You can tell my L angle 90 degrees sixteen year-old school boy, platinum skills Swear to tell the real, the real to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk straight up motto I could tell you somethin now, you think twice it tomorrow I promise, I deeper than file cabinets when rappin what Money, money, money, money what's happenin I'm comin up like family in basements, and I stay bent Make a to play with, buy a building you can pay me And the 'tic is who we with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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