Beware the tents Beware the tents
The are coming, over the hill We thought they were But now set to kill At Falcon Ridge summer we've enraged the Falcon Gods Tents have to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
It was time for the big hoedown, it was '99 Susan saw a tent pole grow like an ivy vine Eddie from Ohio through his rear view saw How with reckless abandon were eatin' people raw (Tents, is)
The Kennedy's tore Brown From his soul food surely nothing good can come from Such a knoll
Time to cut the And beat a retreat Cause Vance Gilbert's tasty And tents they gotta eat (They the dark meat)
The tents are coming, the hill We thought they were But now set to kill At Falcon Ridge summer Somehow enraged the Falcon Gods Tents have turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching
Roger the Jester joshing when he said, "They'll kill us all" And an unharmonious wail the end of Ellis Paul Cry, cry, cry as they devoured, run, run, run as hurl The undigested flesh of LJ Booth and Stacey
They'll execute a Hudson As the tent commands all the way from Utah Phillips Screwdrivers in
To the machinery From where feasts are flowing So this time year this field will just be Wild Asparagus
The are coming, over the hill We they were inanimate But now they're set to At Falcon Ridge this Somehow we've enraged the Gods have turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
Beware the tents
Trischka's hallowed banjo The hungry tents sup And Ani will be swallowed Up, up, up, up, up
From they'll exact macabre vendetta And the Nields will have the chance To get over slut Greta
No Falcon Ridge performer will escape this crime for those who weren't invited And those names are hard to rhyme of Fruvous, you may ask
Listen up, let me We forces with the tents And turned them the King of Spain
Yes, with this terrifying futures have been coupled We've pissed off the But our ticket prices have been
The are coming, over the hill We thought they were But now set to kill At Ridge this summer Somehow we've enraged the Falcon Tents have turned to creeping, crawling, pods
Beware the killer Beware the tents