Oh! Y'all been tellin' some lies your penile region (Fuck me up here) what I heard from your girl, boy
We like a great big We a great big Johnson We a great big Johnson We a great big Johnson
Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love If you ain't pleased, then tell me what I If you lie, play the naive guy Tell me ten strong, you got a look I know I ain't ten long, but okay You call me Big anyway And make me feel good 'bout my medium She got her closed, rockin' me well Tryin' hard to get a nut, while she me Denzel But oh well, get it Halle Berry, get it Berry, get it Two can the games in a fantasy thing And five percent of men got nine and up But percent say they can't fit a cup, now what up? Somebody be lyin', cause I am Claimin' twelve on the hit-me scale But the is the six to eight range, you hang Just the average Joe Plain, fool
Bring black, white (uh huh) Bring (yeah), tonight (uh) If not, bye bye We like, we like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (What you like?) We like a great big (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big
Now every claims hung but not wanted Mister But have you seen a John movie? Got the double digit wide with a pack of groupies! Well my did, she stayed glued to dude He swingin' fourteen and the remote she clenches But my Misses but she's his tonight And did I tell you John was white? Uh oh, we can't let the legends die 'Cause I be Mandingo and he be the It ain't supposed to go like this, it was goin Eight was swell, but fourteen hell But I can't compete this feat, so must I eat the ultimate burger, I on a cursor Triple W dot dot com Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in John
Bring black, bring (uh) Bring length, If not, bye bye We like, we like a big Johnson (What like?) We like a big Johnson (Ha, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (Well say then) We like a great big
You can blame it on the Internet, its too access To big studs for quick love and hugs They to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold His cold But oh no my ego shrunk, they got hunks Big J Peg, beef to his leg No strings to the ride Plus only touch with they feminine side, so why try But I tools from the tools store I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for in it Ain't no shame in my game, you could make to You say layin' the pipe, but pay attention to your wife man Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in thing about fourteen inches deep And you standin' in the lookin' at three and a half
black, bring white (bring white?) Bring length (huh?), (say what?) If not (yeah), bye bye We like, we like a big Johnson (C'mon) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We a great big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We like a great big (C'mon, chicks) We like a great big (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We a great big Johnson (C'mon) We like a big Johnson
Big fuckin' Damn girl, you meant shit