Oh! Y'all been tellin' some 'bout your penile region (Fuck me up here) That's what I heard from girl, boy
We like a great big We like a big Johnson We like a big Johnson We like a big Johnson
Big momma please don't give me drama my love hummer If you ain't pleased, tell me what I need If you lie, play the naive guy Tell me ten strong, you got a closer I know I ain't ten long, but okay You call me Big Daddy And make me feel 'bout my medium wood She got her closed, rockin' me well Tryin' hard to get a nut, while she callin' me But oh well, get it Halle Berry, get it Berry, get it Two can play the games in a fantasy And five percent of men got nine and up But eighty-five percent say they can't fit a cup, now up? Somebody gotta be lyin', I am Claimin' 'bout twelve on the scale But the is the six to eight range, you hang Just like the average Joe Plain,
black, bring white (uh huh) Bring (yeah), tonight (uh) If not, bye bye We like, we like a great big (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson
Now every entertainer hung but not wanted Being-less-than-a-female's-best But have you seen a John movie? Got the digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! Well my girl did, she stayed to dude He swingin' inches and the remote she clenches But she's my but she's his tonight And did I tell you John Holmes was Uh oh, we can't let the legends die I be Mandingo and he be the gringo It ain't supposed to go this, it was goin well Eight was swell, but fourteen hell But I compete with this feat, so must I eat the ultimate burger, I on a cursor Triple W dot dot com Tryna drop bombs, lay it and hit in like John
Bring black, bring (uh) Bring length, If not, bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (What like?) We like a big Johnson (Ha, you like?) We like a great big (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (Well say then) We like a big Johnson
You can blame it on the Internet, its too much To big lookin' for quick love and hugs They used to only have magazines a three inch punk in a centerfold His cold But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got Big J Peg, strapped to his leg No strings to the ride Plus only touch with they feminine side, so why try But I bought tools from the tools I heard the revolutions per minute, can up for dippin' in it no shame in my game, you could make to claim You say your layin' the pipe, but pay to your wife man Come home from and John Holmes be sittin' up in your thing about fourteen inches deep And you standin' in the lookin' at three and a half
Bring black, bring (bring white?) Bring (huh?), tonight (say what?) If not (yeah), bye bye We like, we like a great big (C'mon) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We like a great big (C'mon, chicks) We like a big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We like a great big (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We a great big Johnson
Big fuckin' girl, you meant that shit