Good morning, This is teacher, MJG at me as I write my name on the board Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, today at University We teach young bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, narrow minded young How to break a bitch, now really, so easy
Mister G, I have a Pimpology today is than it was in the 70s Aha
I know how can anybody stroll today And if so, what do we have to go through? Well, it out First here's what you to do
time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' front do' One mo' nigga cuttin' on the down low It's so twisted in this man's society Why it be for a nigga when he try to be Independent, on his own with a You it 'cause you can't understand how I can
Rearrange and change how daughter was raised And teach her how to constantly get paid when she's Ain't no use in bein' the freak of the You still got no ducats You want a Rolex or ride
Bitch, listen you gots plenty of competition From these hoes who think That you supposed to fall dead, short, lame to the worry, put them bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind free the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch
And today, We have a guest speaker, Fat Mac introduce yourself
Good evening, players, good Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm to let you know these bitches, mean these bustas no good You see what I'm Now of all, class are there any questions?
Ah yes, Eightball You bein' a of Pimpology Tell me how these niggas let these Get 'em caught up in fuck shit buddy, check this out
Once again I come pushin' that funk into your ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year Calm 'cause I'm cool and I'm 'cause I'm calm Leavin' shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam
Mayn, some game, but most of them can't handle this Those that I think are stars, end up scandalous Welfare recipients, crib of rugrats Boost a couple of shirts and now the bitch she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga steppin' up to me Hoes that'll fuck you fast might be H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' jimmy hats, so a hoe give me that Shit about she on the pill, knowin' that her kill
See, through my illustrations were the key See, where I'm only bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, what can a do to get started? Pull a hoe and go in Break-A-Bitch College
Ah, yeah, now that was a nice lecture And as I walk back over to the middle of the board I, I kinda figured, I wondered to and I looked at my class And I, it that you have more questions Is any more questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are gonna up? Can, can any bitches be here, look here, let me tell you
Now bitches got a lotta game for a nigga So made me try to see how to break a hoe What would it take for me to make the bitch click How damn quick could I make the break a trick
How fuckin' long will it take to make my And what kinda justice can hoe do for my pocket Talkin' space-age pimpin', similar to the In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by tryina be
These niggas gettin' they game picked to the bone If you listen on these hoes have to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, 'em follow your own rules be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to school
I got a for that ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break eleven Future looks good for the Niggas in the of Sir Break-A-Bitch College
Okay class, class just needs to settle down Everybody just down We're break in about 15 minutes
But we have one more lecture, one lecture Now ehm, eh, down, calm down I'm gonna one more question I'm gonna take, are any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I know How can a ordinary like me You know, you Get in Break-A-Bitch
Not long ago I up as a youngster in this shit When all I to do is stick my dick up in a bitch That dope made my and my ends bought me weed And all I to see was them young bitches on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't sell this dope, and nope I wanna get out and rob I was coolin' like I usually do I met this hoe after a that wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the But at Break-A-Bitch College that's trickin' off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, real players are I'm on the verge of a splurge, up shop in Tennessee
no future for the lame, ain't no love in this game Do you fuck hoes and trust them hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 times out of 10, nigga, if you do College got a scholarship just for you
Ah, yes, good class Damn class, wonderful graduates I love 'em all, I 'em all
Now can you all join in with me For our school alma mater and let's it I'm proud to be an alumni Break-A-College I'm to be