Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you us a bedtime story?

we go...

Now once upon a time not ago
There was a rapper about to blow
But his album and it was not good
I think it went lead or double wood
So the silly fans they were mislead
By a nerdy computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're make some cash
Grab the silver and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya to bare witness to
The I'm about to administer
To this ass-kissin' little blister
Stanabis, Marshall Mathers' sister
And in this corner, we the mister
Not it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist dick-suckin'
Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canibis, where the you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
Where for art Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what with
style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you from Los
New or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh

Now at first I ain't understand the shit
me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and
When all a sudden some bullshit across the scanners
It's on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is
For me, being a sick, this conflict
my dick harder than arithmetic
And I how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the few letters you sent me
The first two you were tellin' me shit
Like you me, like any other regular MC
The letter you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady Records you me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you startin' to upset me!"
The letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter a bomb threat in our building
This crazy really tryin' to kill me!
So I back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit a message you left
Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know this kid lives
And one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and we're speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine
It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, hit him one more time in case
Okay .. fuck now draggin' under the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant
And to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way
"What to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
That Canibus turned into a evangelist"
Plus he with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney
I figure if I stick him a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin',
He won't die, guy's like a battered wife
He's Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I his jaw
up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one
till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine of my fans are blonde
c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs
another line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead arm
From a reaches out from under the car
JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, kickin him!
I Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it