Luyện nghe bài hát Channel 613, Pt. 1

I woke up on Fox, myself starring on Cops
Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks
I the man, yeah, I ran
To HBO and stole lethal weapons Mel and Dan Glover's hand

Ran to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the fifth floor
Climbed throught the from his apartment
Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand
Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam

Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham
two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am
Left in a hurry, footsteps, looked in the rear view
Is this an Naw, it's Big Shirley

She came after the bucket of and clole slaw
Cole bought last week and in the back seat
I jumped out and just running until my chest hurt
Hooked up Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network

I gotta find Bubba, shut up, he been
Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's
I need Jenny, sure do 'cause right now
The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig

I ain't goin' to jail, I ain't to jail
Aw man, I ain't did nothin'
Shit man, I goin' to jail

Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats
Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Cats
Damn, come Batman in the bat mobile
Floss'n on vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me

But I ran fast, he couldn't me
I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy
I put the gun to Shag's head, said, Don't look
And told Scooby, Play and gimmie your Scooby snacks

we drove way, reached the stop sign at a four way
I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day
He told me he caught and Ron Gold doin four play
Killed 'em both and way the bloody glove in an old lake

I ain't sayin' he shoulda killed her but I
Picture yo broad ridin' in yo' car another man
You given yo diesel and she a hundred grand
Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, tell to take the stand

He took me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit
You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox
We ran in the bank, strapped A.K's
This is a raid, throw lay down the hay

Aight, nobody mothafuckin' move
This a mothafuckin' robbery, lay
Come here, come here, come here,
Put the in the motherfukin' bag
You don't wanna die, the fuck up

I my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort
Changed clothes and to the airport
Flew to the island of MTV but go
Besides and Ananda, I ain't see no niggas

And I stayed for three days and layed low
Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne
Rode to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and
Spend the night in the basement with the Hot Boys and Tigga

Man, she can cook, she some pig feet
Some greens, some hogmog, man,

I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is
Man, get the camera out my face, he said, You've just hit
That's when I met her, I to God I never forget her
A fine big Senorita and her name Cita

She was jazzy, yeah, she had generated skin
But hell, at least her ass ashy
I took her home and down loaded my drive
For 'bout five straight hours between her thighs