Uncle Whitey, Whitey Can you tell us a story? Be here, bed time thing Yeah, can you tell some bedtime
Once upon a not long ago When wore pajamas and lived life slow When laws were stern and justice And people behavin' like they are too good
There was a little boy who was By another lil' boy and this is he said "Me and you, guy, we gonna make some Robbin' old folks and the dash"
They did the job, money came with But one couldn't stop, like he had a disease He another and another, a sister and her brother Tryin' to rob a man who was a DT
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting He said, "Keep still, boy, no for static" Punched him in his belly and he him a slap But little did he that the boy was strapped
He out his gun and said, "Why'd you hit me?" The barrel headed straight for the kidney The cop get scared, the kid, he starts to "I'll do years if I this trigger"
So he cold dashed and ran the block Cop radios in to lady cop He ran by a tree, he saw this sister A for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked good and expectations So he decided he'd head for the stations But she was comin' so he a left He was runnin' top speed he was outta breath
an old man down he swore he killed him Then his move to an abandoned building Ran upstairs up to the top He opened up the door there, guess who he
Dave the dope fiend dope Who don't know the meaning of water nor He said, "I bullets, hurry up, run" The dope brought back a spankin' shotgun
He went outside but was cops all over he dipped into a car was a stolen Nova Raced up the doin' 83, crashed into a tree near university Escaped though the car was shattered and all the cops scattered
Ran out of bullets but he still had Grabbed a lady pulled out the automatic He pointed at her head and "The gun was full of lead So the cops off, or honey here's dead"
in his heart he knew he was wrong So he let the go and he starts to move on Sirens sounded, he astounded long the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped his gun, so the glory And this is the way I gotta end story He was only nineteen, in a madman's I saw the shoot the kid, I still hear him scream
This funny so don't you dare laugh Just another case 'bout the wrong Straight and narrow or your soul gets Good