Welcome, welcome! All you ninjas! Come on in and make some on over, now! Go - watch out for the head! The baby... You about to head the in the head. Why you take up both seats? move on over! Lets the show We have a guest tonight... He goes by the name of Chris Webby Now, this you man, hails Connecticut After six After half a million After 20 YouTube views Countless sold out And a satisfied fan! All you ninjas, give a warm to your... Chris Webby
You see I'm now Shovel in hand I dug from the Lyrical artillery with forty-dozen rounds They used to run mouth Shit, they Daffy now! out spittin' First photo was my ultrasound Throwin' up my fingers in my Mother's uterus fire off of the top Mount Always disturbing the peace They said I was Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but never stupid, Smart guy like Taj eatin' pot brownies On the run for beats 'till the f*ckin' cops found me On the loose Apple and gin Out manouverin' my Leave 'em with in Cut 'em up Cause my flow is sharper than Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these Gladiator in the Swinging for f*cking neck Slicing up these While you b*tches can even cut a Up next, stop, success, like,
Now hold on, now hold up, hold on now, on... You gots to teach these how to rap. Cause what these out here is doing, is not rap. It's wack You got to show the multi-syllable schemes You got to show the air-tight flow You got to them, them punchlines Now get on in and do your thing, son!
Everything I do, I do it with Werewolf with a moon in the dark a f*cking human apart I'm stupidly on the east But my music made a expansion something like Lewis and Clark up the musical charts And me off? That's like Bullseye from losing at darts I'm a crazy motherf*cker Who was bred to be a monster, since the eighties I'm inclined Put my in my rhymes pumpin' hip-hop You can it in my lines Rollin' a bunch of goons we grindin' on And we All You can me up on Cybertron I am on Bad Evil-er That's how the cookie crumbles Keebler! Mark my words They told me that I should be But now my pockets beefed up I'm going vegan, sir Grindin' 'till the f*ckin' day I breathing