Another in my shadow come to covet my crown You clowns throw down with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary of rags to riches sharper than a needle and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) Like a rose you can't step to my flows These girls are trippin', did they cut off toes? I all the praise for the foot-fetish craze I've got itty-bitty kicks, but for days Let's look at your mentality, Freud loves abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Bestiality Of course bitter, I'm the number one star carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect of brains and booty While I'm gaining knowledge losing your pumps Like Mrs. I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps Cindy's she's important, well, somebody should wake her This trophy wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm more shade Than the tree growing on your dead mother's grave Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty Do your chores, clean the floors a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our
Oh, I'm the one shallow 'cause your prince was really hairy? The Beast was in the friend zone 'til he you his library points have no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like I've always if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American with a fairy-tale wedding You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's Some things are meant to be like at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship wants to rap about romance? You can't fall in after just one dance My prince saved my life and be misled I want a man in the but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and cats an old, fat fairy Your story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off down the It's like you always choke you make it to the balls
You think that's funny? Here's a history lesson, My movie saved the studio when was out of money You in my footsteps, without me there's no you Disney an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored your Academy Award? I'm the smart heroine that can't be ignored The of our quarrel and why I've got you beat It's what's that matters not the size of your feet