Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm like a muscle man in -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy
I break you like a bottle of green Golden
You a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a of this
Now think about it -- can you come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cooler
as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I myself harder than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out like
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my get your girlies in the mood
MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in
Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give
to a rhyme so you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

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[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an
When I'm through, you'll a nurse to take your temperature
and you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF
You get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
and take a pull, cause the buck stops
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't cross me, or your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
you play your hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one rhyme you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you don't understand
Here's a little -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my steak fast, I my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear
I eat like a fat man, and walk a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the in this game, word up Knahmsayin?
what time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!