'Whole freeze'
It was a I stepped to the club, there she was Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted Curved indeed, she started staring in my Luring and seductively, body language instructing me
I offered her a instead she took a cup of tea And then I lied about my lifestyle I 'So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal I love to see you in a nightgown'
She 'They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet I'm calm in the face of and you'll never see me sweat I've come to your country in search of a Scroll That contains directions to a village comprised of gold'
I looked at her and said, "But why have you told me this?" She said the that I fit Was that of the Chosen One go beyond Then slipped a concoction in my Immediately set my adrift
Now, I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a With an abundance of surrounding me in a circular angle up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing Her steps on the stairs had a Gleam, glowed brightly
To prepare me for my journey a was hovering towards me Plus from the Keepers of the Gate Who bore all the secrets and care of trespassers But at last it's prophesied I would gain access To a cultural dynasty buried and seize and the Scroll
helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in Began into the darkness, knew not of what awaited of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way I falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions The sounds of the kingdom piercing like a siren Was I entering near the mere life span's end? I stood boldly as they began closing in And time to be moving rapidly just then
'Whole house
Just then I pulled the Sword and It all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed And the same Glow that I seen in the I seen in the of the Lion, who began leading me In a specific direction as if trying to tell me
Just over the horizon, the creatures who had been described Appeared in form but their eyes scoped And as I the gate they began to break open and cried years we have finally been awakened'
The was on, I got knocked to the ground by one in an unorthodox form boxing Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate And kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp
Then I my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck Saw that it was draining all of energy and then with a swing Off their heads, the gates slowly and mysteriously opened So curiously I moseyed in with focusing on my objective
Spider webs the of king size beds Fell into a passage not knowing to where it lead Just the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance At instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll And as I thought my mission was over I could feel the Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder
As she began to and metamorphosis She took on an assortment of legs, arms, and eyes And sprouted two horns and began to fire So once again I grabbed my Sword but to my astonishment
She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the And exited much faster secreted gas, I'm gasping Clasp of flames cast in my direction I saw my whole life flash and the of death And a casket passed into the ground, for pound, astounding How I survive and last another round inside this madness?
house freeze'