'Whole freeze'
It was a Thursday I to the club, there she was in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly Curved indeed, she staring in my direction Luring and urging seductively, language instructing me
I offered her a drink she took a cup of tea And then I lied about my luxury I 'So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal I would love to see you in a
She said 'They call me the Queen and I come from Tibet I'm calm in the of pressure and you'll never see me sweat I've come to your country in of a lost Scroll That contains directions to a village comprised of gold'
I looked at her confused and said, "But why you told me this?" She the description that I fit Was of the Chosen One who'd go beyond Then slipped a concoction in my Immediately set my consciousness
Now, I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a tied to a chair With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a angle up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing Her steps on the had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly
To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering me Plus garlic the Keepers of the Gate Who all the secrets and take care of trespassers But at last it's that I would gain access To a cultural dynasty and seize and capture the Scroll
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, in Began traveling into the darkness, knew not of what of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way I falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a of wild barracudas, lions The sounds of the wild kingdom like a siren Was I entering near the mere mortal life end? Defiantly I stood boldly as they began in And time seemed to be moving just then
'Whole freeze'
Just then I the Sword and somehow It affected all the creatures as they back and bowed And the same Glow that I seen in the I seen in the eyes of the Lion, who leading me In a direction as if trying to tell me something
Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had described Appeared in form but their eyes scoped And as I approached the gate began to break open and cried 'After years we finally been awakened'
The assault was on, I got to the ground by one in an unorthodox form boxing Throwing an proportion of body blows, karate chops And drop kicks, plunged deeper into the swamp
Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it my neck Saw that it was draining all of their energy and with a swing Off with their heads, the gates slowly and mysteriously So curiously I moseyed in with focusing on my objective
Spider the size of king size beds Fell into a passage not knowing to where it lead then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance At instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll And just as I thought my mission was I could feel the Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder
As she to transform and metamorphosis She took on an of legs, arms, heads and eyes And sprouted two horns and began to breathe So once I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment
She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the And much faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping full of flames cast in my direction I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of And a passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding How could I survive and last round inside this madness?
'Whole freeze'