Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was sweeter than
Her reconfigured my DNA
And after that I never was the

And I her even more
Marlon Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was perfect in way

Except she was always using the "infer"
When she meant "imply"
And I some guys would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I imagine why

And I told her, I
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet Janet
Prettiest thing on the
Had a body than a habanjero
She had like a ripe pomegranate

And I was like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Cass
She had a so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a of smoked glass

I thought after all these years of around
I'd found my soulmate
But one day I found OUT she actually a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades,
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

[Hand claps, trumpet

Julie played water
She wore a ribbon on her left
She had me sweating like Nixon every she was near
My heart was like a Buddy Rich solo

And she was everything dreamed of
She moved right up to #1 on my
And did I mention a world famous billionare
Bikini supermodel

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize
like a big fat slobbering pig
The only caveat is one of her
Was just a little bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government work
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

Missed it by much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!