Cause these are the tales, the Tales are the Tales that I cherrish so well You don't like my rap, you can go to hell Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktales
All you washed up hoes tryin to that P You're just a big freak, you better not When you hear these cocktails and you your name If you a bitch, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and Janine If I Marie, I know for a fact I'm fucked in my drop top cadillac I met freak named Naomi dick sucker worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was I her to the side and let her suck my dick She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina, Tina, the cleana I took her to my and told her strip got freaky-started doing the splits I said, "BitchDo you want this true blue mack won't even front" I fucked her with my finger, she to cum Pussy so tight, it give me none I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no I'm trying to get freaky I love the funk My dick is big and her had a little one I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you and wonder just what it is It's the California lifestyle that I My name is Short, my game is I freak hoes and sing these songs I know this named Annette Get her all alone and suck your dick Hella freaky won't say no for You and her all alone, nigga that's bitch I know another freak her name's I get the pussy 'cause I know I can Finest around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go her again She's like another named Christine Bitch so dumb, I named her 'Cause it had to be a to be that dumb I took her to my and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that And go dig in them guts a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch
these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so You don't like my rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin'
I meet the groupies, like Kathy Fucking M.C.'s she's so nasty See her backstage to throw that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that You can't the bitch Let her roll on my rolls then I the bitch My is Short my game is long I freak these and sing these songs I know another girl named Do she can to have sex with me She really don't out the best in me But I love her ass laying next to me She's like another named Nicole So sprung on my diamonds and gold I her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her named Angie Angie me up about two weeks later some shit about do me player So I did her like Tamara Taking naked with my poloroid camera Next they a girl named Rocquelle Got my all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the That was way now I can't find the bitch But if I do, I'll do the same again Break the bitch for everything 'cause I came to I'm Too Short baby, I don't mackin I grab the and I don't stop rappin You can bet your life as I these raps I'll be fucking em' up like that I know trick her name was Shery I had to cut her 'cause she wanted to get married so good and I do mean very SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes hairy I'm Short Dogg nothing nice You ever make me mad and fuck your wife Have fun with your and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and cum on your bitch Like my other little tramp Erika ANywhere I to fuck that's where I fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in I get the pussy I just tear it up
'Cause are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well You don't like my raps you can go to hell 'Cause Short is on the mike telling cocktales