Cause these are the tales, the Tales These are the that I cherrish so well You don't like my rap, you can go to hell Cause Short Dog's on the mic Cocktales
All you washed up hoes to throw that P You're just a big freak, you better not When you these cocktails and you hear your name If you a fake bitch, no thing pick up the phone and call Janine If I call Marie, I know for a I'm fucked in my drop top cadillac I met this freak named dick sucker worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was I pulled her to the side and let her suck my She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina, Tina, the sperm I took her to my house and her strip Baby got freaky-started the splits I said, "BitchDo you want this true blue mack won't even front" I fucked her my finger, she tried to cum so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm Too $hort couldn't be no punk I'm to get freaky cause I love the funk My is big and her nigga had a little one I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was fun I you stop and wonder just what it is It's the lifestyle that I live My is Short, my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these I this girl named Annette Get her all and she'll suck your dick Hella won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga that's bitch I know freak her name's Joanne I always get the pussy I know I can Finest around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her She's another bitch named Christine so dumb, I named her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that I took her to my and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna that bitch And go dig in guts like a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the harder
these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I so well You don't like my dirty rap you can go to 'Cause Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails
I meet the groupies, hookers Kathy Fucking M.C.'s cause so nasty See her trying to throw that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that You stop the bitch Let her roll on my then I drop the bitch My name is Short my is long I freak these hoes and sing these I know girl named Stephanie Do she can to have sex with me She really don't bring out the in me But I her fine ass laying next to me like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my and gold I her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her friend named called me up about two weeks later Talking some about do me player So I did her just like Taking naked pictures with my poloroid Next told a girl named Rocquelle Got my skin all her fingernails She was diggin in my back I grind the shit That was way back now I can't find the But if I do, I'll probably do the same Break the bitch for everything I came to pimp I'm Too baby, I don't stop mackin I grab the microphone and I don't rappin You can bet your life as I these raps I'll be em' up like that BITCH I know another trick her name was I had to cut her loose she wanted to get married Pussy so and I do mean very SOmetimes shaved and sometimes it's hairy I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing You ever make me mad and I'll your wife Have fun your bitch and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and cum on your bitch Like my other little tramp named ANywhere I want to fuck where I fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in I get the pussy I just tear it up
'Cause are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so You like my dirty raps you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg is on the mike telling