Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, extra
Uh huh, uh huh, save a for me

party at your house
I just to check it out
Nineteen larges
What a no one came

Just us eatin' all
You said, "Take the pizza
No sense all this go to waste"
So then I

all day and every day
This cheese the clock
Is me blocked
And I sure don't for irregularity

me
Why'd you have to go and me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to get my bowels evacuated
In the I sit and I wait and I strain
And I and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon
No, no, no

I was feelin' down
my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in way
I say

In fact I just thought I
Pop the question that night
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her family
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her
And son of a gun
It's just the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we were related?
Believe me, if I she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and
And get hitched and have kids with toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my
I thought maybe I'd
Try out that new roller coaster
And the

Said not to
But a demand that I couldn't meet
I got on my feet and stood up
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I have to go and get myself
really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I snore
I can't belch or yodel
Can't spit or blow my nose or read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a breeze now
Haven't been the same my head and I were separated
No, no, no