Was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab-over with a reefer on And a haulin' hogs We is for bear on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile outta Town I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "And I'm about to put the down."
'Cause we got a ol' convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a ol' convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
By the time we got into Town, We had trucks in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is as bugs on a bumper; They had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck. "We to go a-huntin' bear."
'Cause we got a great big Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
Well, we up Interstate 44 Like a rocket on rails. We up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em on the scales. By the time we hit Chi-town, bears was a-gettin' smart: They'd up some reinforcements the Illinois National Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And of ev'ry size. Yeah, chicken coops was full'a bears And filled the skies. Well, we shot the and we went for broke With a screamin' trucks An' eleven Friends a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
Well, we a strip for the Jersey shore Prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't have a dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this the Rubber Duck. "We just a-gonna pay no toll." So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."
we got a mighty convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy! Convoy! Convoy! Convoy!