Patrolman Now, we don't come up here because we like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning.
zappa: Yeah.
Patrolman We up here last night. (bark, bark) now for us-
zappa: Last
Patrolman Yes.
zappa: I wasnt here night.
Patrolman Now for us to continually come up to this here place every night and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a , we look bad. I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you mean you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons?
Alright, lawyer says to knock it off!
Patrolman Uh, puttin ourselves over backwards with these people. do you know what were doin? do you know what were doin?
zappa: No, tell me. no, tell me.
Patrolman Well this is, if were up here once up here twenty times. I know that little guy, like the guy at the...like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get ... this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we been up here. this is all rekkids...
zappa:
Patrolman Now if these people wanna subpeona these rekkids, they subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been.. this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up here about twenty times an you never issued a summons?
There been summonses.
lefemine: Well, we never issued em! how summonses have you gotten for noise? unknown: What, me personally, or the
lefemine: The studio, studio. I don't know how many, but a court case pending right now..
We've one.
Patrolman One! one! and how many times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as I say, if I been up here once I've been up here twenty already.
zappa: Hey look, it, pack that stuff up, stop making noise you guys!
Yeah, well, I
lefemine: Well, whose in charge here at the
he is In
lefemine: In more or less in charge
Patrolman Are you in I don't run the studio.. I jus..
lefemine: Alright, listen, tell you one thing I'm in- I'm in
lefemine: Youre in charge at point
Patrolman My is patrolman lefemine
Frank Here, a bun.
lefemine: Now, as of tonight,
zappa: You bun?
lefemine: If I back here, and every night that I do come back here, I don't care who says he's in charge, I will issue a summons
Frank I'm you a bun
Patrolman An anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the car... we havent put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it takes a long time. you know I mean.
Patrolman is ridiculous!
Frank Are you sure you want one o those breakfast rolls on your way down the stairs? You better believe that I don't want Who gets-who the summons, is the the organization?
Patrolman Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, I don't care what kind of a name he gives. then if the courts decide if they know who he's takin orders from, they'll summons that person to court. thats all there is to it. Alright. care. Right. Okay.
zappa: Nighty-night! (cough!)