Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever
your brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
wide, palms are sweaty
There's on the TV already
'n' Betty
No virgin to channel
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

There's Cowell
Who folks wanna
He opens his
Always says foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
Time to throw in the

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
of depravity?
No, they live
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station
Better go out to the and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watchin' TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I NASCAR racing
That show about
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s reporters
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named

for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, like I needed a long shower
Network execs naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming
Make 'em watch all of that junk their heads explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a freak
And I know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 spot
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my are numb, my eyes bloodshot
I only have got
One to rot
I'm gonna my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man