Courtney

Everyone's gonna look at me
Confounded by my decency
I've got no tales of personal tragedy

Well, everyone's gonna know my name
They'll talk about my new found fame
Alluding to my functional family

Said she liked a simple melody
She brought me on stage for a bow
I stood there laughing, all I said was
Wow, Courtney loves me now
Courtney loves me

Now, my friends they all want to know
Is this for real or is it just a show
They're taking bets on when I'm history

Well, all her friends are gonna tell her things
Shared apartments, diamond rings
Oh, that cell phone's an absolute necessity

Said she liked the way I kissed her cheek
She brought me upstairs, grabbed a towel
I stood there laughing, all I said was
Wow, Courtney loves me now
Courtney loves me now
Courtney loves me

Courtney's fond of telling me
Everything she used to be
Bridget Fonda's telling her
Let's go for steaks, baby
You could wear your fur

Then I'll ask to have her hand
I'll hold it as she quits the band
She whispers playfully you can open up for me

Buy a house, maybe hit the road
Share a joint, maybe share the load
And laugh about our friends, they're history

Said she liked the way I licked her feet
She brought me upstairs, showed me how
I stood there laughing, all I said was
Wow, Courtney loves me now
Courtney loves me now

Courtney loves me now
Courtney loves me now