Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna talk about problems
Then the man you wanna talk to probably be my cousin Earl

I guess you all know
He lives out on 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl don't like it when you get his farm
Confused a worm farm
A farm is for worms and a maggot farm is for maggots

And Earl's got the maggots in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl believes this might be due to the fact
St. Smithen's Facility
Has been dumping their waste on his

Interesting about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the china
And then the day his television disappeared
And then a few after that his '57 Chevy disappeared
But there they are the biggest maggots

Anyway one day and I were standin' in the kitchen
maggots crawlin' across the floor
And Earl to me and he says

"Do you go to make a pork sausage
And find that it's got all over it?"
And he gives me a look still chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and they call him Earl
Which I is pretty clever since he is Earl's son
not really a normal boy
Ever since that tractor

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone
He called weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I he's a sick boy

Earl suggested that well, I talk to him
So I went into his bedroom and I sat him
But I could say a word Earl Junior looked at me and he said

"Didja go to make a pork sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And he gave me a look that still chills me to day

Now, Earl's got a and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so much a little girl
As she looks like a, a big pile of
Earl this too on the fact that
St. Smithen's Facility has been dumpin' on his maggot farm

And I had much contact with Essie, Effie-Sue
Excuse me, I even think that much of her to get her name right
I never had much with her
She just just sits on the couch
Like a ball of fungus and just boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that ball of fungus opened its mouth
(Or what I was its mouth I'd hate to think what else it could be)
And out of that orifice floated the

"Didja ever go to make a, a pork
And it's got hair all over it?"
And then that, that pile of fungus
Gave me a that chills me to this day

Now got a wife and we call her wife, we don't know her name
Because she's never really that much
For the time we thought she could only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But we found out that
What she was really to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word which doesn't come up much in
amongst Baptists
We never heard her say anything other that

You know she works at
Down at St. Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job although she only does say those
Well one word

And we have heard her say another thing
But that was a long ago we were sittin' around the house
And she looked at me and she

"Do you go to make a pork sausage
And find that got hairs growin' all over it?"
And she gave me a look that me to this day

Now one day Earl took his whole fishin' down in Miller's Creek
He took his who could only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl who took the day off from calling
976 - numbers
And he took little that little ball of fungus daughter
of his along with him

They all got in a boat and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Has been known to dump their stuff Miller's Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels floatin' in the
With things on them that say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery'

Anyway was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed which had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed wall-eyed
Earl at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be good to eat"

So he took out his knife to cut it
But that fish up at him and it said
"Please, please don't eat me"
And Earl said, "But I'm I'm hungry"

"I work on a farm
My can only say 'Dog-pussy'
My daughter is a pile of
My son spent all of his money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And that fish said, "Please, eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I have to I to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja ever go to eat a pork
And find got hairs growin' all over it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes back at Earl
And they back at his wife who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they back at his weird 976 - animal-calling son
And stared back at that little pile of pus
That passes for daughter

And they gave them a
All twenty-seven gave them a look
A look that they will not until this very day
Oh, man