Crabsody In Blue

Well they move on down
And they crawl around
Walkin' sideways
Sideways walkin'
Gives me the blues

And then you start to scratch
And they start to hatch
Walkin' sideways
Sideways walkin'
Gives me the blues

Oh, and when they start to bite
Then it's time you saw the light
For an appointment
Before you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment

Well the doctor said
We got to make 'em dead
Stops 'em walkin
Sideways walkin'
Gives me the blues

Oh, and when you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment
And when they start to itch
You go out and you take a bitch
For an appoinment

Well you rub it on
And you rub it in
Stops em walkin'
Sideways walkin'
gives them the blues

They got the blues.
Gives them the blues.