A lot of people ask me, stupid fuckin' A lot of people think that, I say on record Or what I talk about on a record, that I do in real life Or I believe in it Or if I say that, I want to somebody, that I'm gonna do it Or that I in it Well, shit, if you believe I'll kill you You know
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are a dagger with a jagged edge will stab you in the head Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're just phobic at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, better let go of 'em They belong in my You'll never get of 'em Hey, me, versace Whoops, somebody me! And I was just the mail Get it? checkin' the How many records you expectin' to After your l.p sends you directly to jail? Come on! guy, I like gay men Right, ken? me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these Oh, and please send me a new car And a while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't You can't teach me a thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these And you can't stop me from droppin' march a brand new c-d for these fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still won't
x2] I'm a Cause every time I write a These people it's a crime To tell em what's on my mind, I I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The came out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as as she dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An caged who turned crazed But how the you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick smaller, but my balls got larger I drink liquor to fuck you up quicker you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the word My went, when the president got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't ignore me, you won't me You miss me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who fun of people that die In plane crashes and As long as it ain't to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor dre couldn't make it today He's a little the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his Don't me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you dre, you kept that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me play it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up there
I'll be right waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I help Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' money in the bag bitch and I won't you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not kill you bitch, quit lookin' around kill me, please don't kill me I I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my ride when I in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just in it So be disguised in it And if anybody the guy in it hide for five minutes Come back, the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my Tuck my dick in between my and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens brave enough To say the I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I make it up To make you mad so kiss my white ass And if it's not a that I make it as I'm a be a rapist in a jason mask
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