Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet (2x) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up in the day people used to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, and black This gonna give me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and licks Do what ever ya want, just your stick!
My name is O'Shea And I play in the day, I say toodle-oo to you! See, I am the rover, God gave me like 4 clover Hey wicket, Get stick, Gonna rob the courts, rob the courts!
Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (they played!) in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (oh, it to me now!) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ Wickett and I the court Lies for me, ya hear sport Put 'em through the holes, yeah I got my up! This is a croquet hold-up! My is sweeter than a fat jelly donut!
in the day people used to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet
me -- I'm Roxie Roquet, I'm off cream I inhereted my from the queen I've known lots of blokes off the So put your & your bucks on me I'm second only to B 1st 1st serve the losers h'douerves I'm gonna this point thing clean I'm talkin' YOU, I'm bout YOU, DJ! (no way!)
Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (oh yeah) Back in the day people used to get up To croquet (is the here?) in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, five six eight nine Do it in order, or your time, Wicket is wicked rhyme Hate to it to you but this court is MINE. (it's it's mine it's mine)
you bend over, to take the pucks All you fuckin' can kiss our butts! (2x)
Back in the day, in the day...