Let me tell you about a girl I She had a about an hour ago Sitting in a by herself In a bar in downtown
She a noise and she looked through the door And saw a man she'd never before skin, light blue eyes A double-chin and a plastic
Her raised as he walked through the door And took an seat next to her at the bar "My brand new car is parked outside How'd ya to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One drink turned to 3 and 4 and left and got into his car And he drove away place real far
"Now, baby, the time has How'd ya like to have a fun?" And she said, "If we please be on our way I not run"
That's when things got out of She want to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, your lucky day your mouth, we're gonna do it my way Come on, baby, be afraid If it wasn't for date rape, I'd get laid
He up and he started the car He turned around, back to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you weren't bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now under [Incomprehensible] Come on, party people, you listen to me? Date rape
The next day she went to her And looked up her attorney at law to the phone and filed the police report And then she took the guy's ass to
The day he stood in of the judge He screamed, "She lies, little slut" The judge knew that he was full of and he gave him 25 years And now his eyes is with tears
One in jail it was getting late And he was by a large inmate And he But the guards paid no to his cries
That's when got out of control The moral of this rape story is It not pay to be drunk and horny
But the way it had to be They locked him up and threw the key Well, I can't pity on men of his kind Even though he now it in the behind
But the way it had to be locked him up and threw away the key Well, I can't pity on men of his kind Even though he now takes it in the
She didn't to She want to She want to She didn't to take it