I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where's this Comin' I done spent hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . . )
get me wasted An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body don't
I rubbed my An' said What of thing Might this get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she use a little ______ if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her made a joke her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all some more-a? Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on
Did you say you want more? Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where coming' from But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,