I say where she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little She could prove it any all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I still didn't hear no Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' spent three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' said What of thing Might this get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her sister made a 'Bout her health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would y'all like some Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on
Did you say you want some Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I heard some Humm, Dinah-Moe