(Ol Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw) (this is going on in the background during the Intro and Of the verse)
You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit [coughing] Know damn well I don't this sheyit damn well! I remember when we used to go to the creek when we used to go down to the creek? And to dip your head in the water? Everybody you had it in you, you know You to jump out the water The water used to glisten alllllll your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your
[Intro: Ol Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I said I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, nonsense noises] Chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, Zoo C'mon baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect a nigga by the way he rap I myself President MC My career so intelligent, unique Then with mathematics, not Static, topic, Zssshuh, unique, never leak, brlaharl... Bring it on
this, superlogical that I detect your by the way you rappp! I myself President MC My career so intelligent, unique Doin mathematics and I'm not No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, Get your weight up, take me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the It's the with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to kick ass duh dnnh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm On the industry was frontin now they missin What everybody is gettin Cuz they wasn't the real...
...appeal, me and, old time it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? Be the G Do the on time and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method
You are now in my You are sleeeeeepyyyyyy You are now sleeeepyyyyy And And sleepy, and
[Verse Three: Method
This one for my people, my people the 36 chambers, the sequel Part two, for me and the cipher the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, You ain't hittin with that wack shit you from the beginning, of the game All the way to the inning, I bring the pain Dark the midnight train on the track by the RZA Diesel like Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Dirty
The hardware, the hardware Ask you a question, test the extra, read the drama and thennn another one Which you intrigue, do your rap in the... Ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit makes me high)