Luyện nghe bài hát Down To The Old Pub Instead

Lad, it's duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her love so true
Now some rivers run high, rivers run low
When her runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are at first
back - her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some
Put the old on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub

She'll her water, her breasts will be tender
And third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub
And she'll want to make love - if you do, a fool
you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the - down to the old pub instead

And she'll you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off hat
And drop to your knees, say a to Saint Pat
he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are
When the full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, the pagan
The pub is the place when lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your
That as menfolk we don't have to from our cocks
And that we can from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub