Luyện nghe bài hát English is Cuh-ray-zee

English is the most widely spoken language in the of the planet.
One out of every seven human can speak or read it.
Half the world's books, 3/4 of the international are in English.
It has the largest vocabulary, two million words,
And a noble of literature. But face it:
is cuh-ray-zee!

Just a few examples: There's no egg in eggplant, no pine or in pineapple.
works slowly; boxing rings are square.
A writes, but do fingers fing?
Hammers don't ham, grocers don't groce. don't haberdash.
is cuh-ray-zee!

If the plural of tooth is teeth, the plural of booth be beeth?
one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two meese?
If one index, two indices; why not one Kleenex, two Kleenices?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You can comb through the annals of history, but not one annal.
You can make amends, but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of and ends and get rid of all but one, is it an odd or an end?
If the taught, why isn't it true that a preacher praught?
If you wrote a letter, did you also bote your
And if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian
is cuh-ray-zee!

Why is it that night but never breaks and day breaks but never falls?
In what other language do people drive on the and park on the driveway?
Ship by truck but send cargo by ship? at a play but play at a recital?
Have noses that run and feet that
is cuh-ray-zee!

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the
a wise man and a wise guy are very different?
To something and to oversee something are very different,
But a lot and quite a few are the same.
How can the weather be hot as one day and cold as hell the next?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You have to marvel at the lunacy of a language in which your house can burn
While it is burning up. You out a form by filling it in.
In which your clock goes off by going on.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of

Well, English was invented by people, not
And reflects the of the human race.
So that's why when the are out, they're visible,
But when the lights are out, invisible.
I wind up my watch I start it, but when I wind up this rap,
I end it. is cuh-ray-zee!