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A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five o'clock 'coz we the free ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in upon a rock that was wide And warning against false "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the teacher replied, "Do you your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The was coming to the house where she resides So she purified pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her friends tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, salad on the side You could smell the bread in the far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits brought from the With forks and knives placed side by side You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You would died
she's swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from She the door, for the teacher has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread outside One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, he's soon to have You're making me look bad, come on now, aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me some of that chicken you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she slammed the door and went back Sat on the with the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He still hasn't Eight o'clock, on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's pissed off and her anger
She cried, then asleep dissatisfied day she woke up, and was preoccupied With the mystical teacher who lied could he hide? She ran down by the He was there about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be there at o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for bread and the that was fried And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no that you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This concludes our lesson on pride"