Luyện nghe bài hát Famous Youtuber

Hi! My Shane Dawson. I'm a famous youtuber.
lots of fans and lots of money and both of those things make me very happy
Honest!
If you want to be a famous youtuber like me, follow these steps
we go
If you want to be a famous youtube star, got lots of tips
If you want to be a famous star, just listen to this
Go to college for making
Take a class on writing
Don't forget your buisness masters
Haha! kidding
all you need, is to facetune all your selfies
Look a cartoon!
And act like you're eighteen, even though you're thirty three
feet!
And lots of money, selling literally everything
Because one day, you'll be
If you want to be a famous youtube star, exploit relationships
get over here!
Make sure all your video thumbnails are, you and the you're with
And if you're fighting everyday, pretend like your love life is going great
Tag all your pics with
I think we should up.
Okay!
I'll get a million on our break up vid
I'm so sad!
I wish I had some kids, so I force them to do challenges
Eat it!
I want a crisis, so I can vlog the recovery process
Oh no, I'm
kidding! Only on the inside
- e - Oh!
Refresh your social page all day and all night
- e - Oh!
You never ever to go outside
- e - Oh!
I havn't showered for like thirty
- e - Oh!
It doesn't matter 'cause everyone cares about me is behind a screen
Hi friends!
Hi Shane!
Without you guys, I'd be nothing!
*Gasp* Oh no! Well, I guess it was bound to happen or later.
Good thing I for this. *gasp* Wow!
was close! Ha!
If you want to be a famous star, prank all your youtube friends
Gotcha!
Force them to do dumb ass challenges, are stupid and dangerous
There's so blood!
And then when you hit ten million subs, a party for you and all your buds
Uploading pics on insta #squadgoalsaf
on guys!
Guys?
Huh, I guess got the invite. That's wierd
Make sure that all your tweets, are about all buisness meetings
I'm actually going to chipotle!
Vlog your entire day, even when you're out
And last but not least, make you have a plan B
For life, 'cause soon no one will be watching
Nope!
No one will be
Ahahaha! Well there you go.
Hope you the tips!
And make to hit that like button!
'Cause every like is another day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and a slow painful death
Hahahaha!
Bye