Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy of whiskey drinking And sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when females Better pay attention to these or you could be derailed Better wear at least three layers of or be in jail If you get scratched because DNA'll Be all up her fingernails Man, he you, I don't think he cares He gives a fuck, even his swears Three burstin' out of me, please beware Her TV blares, can't the creaking stairs She's unaware in no underwear, completely bare Turns around and screams, I distinctly I "I'm here to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her parts In front of Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know what looks like, officers Please just give me one I think I can I ain't murdered I know words are so nutty But I'm just here to How come your shirt is so There's a missing person, so what? Got to do with me I'm almost I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Truck in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent me Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the little blonde Girl, that baton twirler that got dumped in the pond Second murder no recollection of it newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive Cut my defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered discovered this winter probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the snow since the month of November I'm wanted for Them son of a bitches just wanna pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know what this looks like, Please just give me one I think I can I ain't nobody I know words are so nutty But I'm just here to How come your is so bloody? There's a person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm almost I was framed
on the loose, they Spotted me McDonald's Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a chase Just escaped the state pen For [edited] women who hate men make it no weirder, I'm naked When I break in basement Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait Facin' the door, remainin' patient while complacent Blatant implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little riddles and on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in window But it never to me I could describe a murder scene In a verse and be with first degree 'Cause it just to match up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger King No, officer, you see...
I was I know what this looks like, Please just me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I know these are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed