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Alright, dig it

Cold at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Get No Satisfaction'
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, up with L O C?

The all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with no-name chump
When know that I'm the star
So, I got up and strolled over to the side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold

Cold Medina

This told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and be on your lap

So, I gave some to my dog when he to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to and bite me before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Medina

You know I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my breakin' down' my door
I got McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, go get it
Then a couple sips, she licked her lips
And I knew she was with it

So, I took her to my and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold

You know, ain't no with a man
This is the and I'm down with the ladies
it down

Back in the saddle, for a little affection
I took a as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'
The audience voted and you know they picked a
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our
I said, wait, down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm
Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Cold