Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the crayon in the box
says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a in France, genius in France, genius in France

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Hoom laka
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I may not be the sharpest of cheese
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to
But nevertheless and in spite of the
I am still considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic freak
And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate
If I was any dumber, they'd to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and
They dig my mystique, they think I'm magnifique
I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic

They my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my beret
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St.

It's hard to keep the at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, vous plait"
Hemenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much in my gene pool
A few peas short of a
A few buttons missing on my control

A few fries short of a meal
I couldn't pour water out of a with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get free
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get response

(He's a in France, genius in France)
That's
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour,
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
right
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't to care
know why, mon frere
But they love me
I'm a in France, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in
make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got je me c'est quoi
Like a Renoir, I've got that je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow bow

I'm a taco short of a plate
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think I'm
Oh, the men all faint and the scream
like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as as apple pie
They think I'm witty, a riot and a half
When I a stupid joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of
They're snotty and rude, like disgusting food
But when they see me, they come unglued
They that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba ba bowm
I'm as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better Charles De Gaulle

Entre nous, very true
The room temperature's than my I.Q.
But they me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this I don't have a clue

I'm not the quickest tractor on the
I don't have any skills or or charm
And most people look at me
I'm all covered ants
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

And I'm never back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home
I'm tearin' up my flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here they can stick
I'm never goin' back
I'm goin' back, I'm never goin' back

The girls home never gave me a chance
But I 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable
But "Great Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every that I meet
Just can't wait to my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest there is alive
My mom out my clothes for me till I was thirty five
And I to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star convention

But the Frenchies
That my poop don't
I'm a genius in

Say, you pass the Grey Poupon?
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