Luyện nghe bài hát Gingrich The Newt

(Hank Card)
We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the
For newts are open-minded; they are and cute
A newt can breathe in water and a newt can breathe on
And if you are a different newts will understand
Newts are not mean-spirited; never are unfair
are not underhanded and are not afraid to share
Newts do not have bad haircuts because newts are hair
But the newt Gingrich drives all true newts to despair
the Newt's a disgrace to the name
When true newts see him feel so ashamed
He's the sheep of the newt family
The one rotten fruit on the newt tree
Newts don't prey on newts; in that they don't believe
And you will catch a newt with something up his sleeve
They're tolerant to different and so
They don't sen little to the orphanage to grow
What kind of wears a suit and a tie
And frightens small children as he by?
But we admit that his suit suits him
Much more discreet than a sheet and a
A newt may be cold-blooded but he won't go to
And you can trust a newt to be exactly he seems
Newts are sorry if you're sad; they're if you're gay
But is perverse, and worse
He's proud to be way
Gingrich the Newt is puffed up like a
So full of himself that he's bound to
And then we'll up our tails in salute
A fitting
To horse's patoot
the Newt