Well, like to explain to you all I ain't no man I tried it and it got me highly irregular And I I'd never do it again I promised my in-law that I'd go up watch his still While he in to town to vote It was right up on the Where the map it would be Friends let me you one thing Though it wasn't no ordinary It stood up on that Like a golden opal
God's yeller shinin' on the cool clear evenin' little lanterns twinklin' on and off in the heavens Like I explain'd to you before I ain't no drinkin' man But got the best of me And I took a That yella whiskey runnin' my throat honey dew vine water
And I another slash Took another'n an another'n an For you knew I'd one whole jug of that shit And to gettin' hot flashes Goose pimples was runnin' up and my body And a came over me Like I'd never experienced before It was like, I was in love In love for the time, with anything that moved Animate, it didn't matter It's like a great neon sign flashin' on an' off In my brain sayin' "Jimmy Buffett there's a day a comin'" I was drunk I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Youngin' Commode drunk
I was God's own and a fearless man And that's when I first saw the He was a lookin' fella 'bout nineteen feet tall He up over the hill Expectin' me to do one of two or fly, I didn't do either one It him up
He started sniffin' around my body to smell fear But he ain't gonna no fear 'cause I'm own drunk and a fearless man It him up He looked in my eyes, and my eyes Was a lot than his was It him up
So I approached him, I said "Mr. Bear, I Every hair on your twenty-seven body I know you got a lot of friends over On the other of the hill There's ole' rare bear, tall bear, Freddy bear, bear Really bear, the bear, smokey the bear the bear I you to go back over there tonight And tell them I'm feelin' You tell them I each and everyone of them Like a brother and a
But if give me any trouble tonight I'm gonna run every God one of them off the hill" He two steps backwards and didn't know what to think Neither did I but charitable and cautious Well hell I him again I said "Mr. Bear, You know in the of the Lord both beasts when it comes right down to it
So I want you to be my buddy, bear" So I took ole' buddy bear by his size paw And I led him over to the He's a sniffin' around that thing He's somethin' good I gave him one of them jugs of dew vine water He downed it up like one of them damn bears in the circus
Sippin' in the moonlight I him another'n an another'n an another'n For I knew it he downed of them And commenced to doin' the bear Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a It was so simple the jitter bug It plum me
We ourselves into a tumultuous uproar And I was tired and went over to the hillside And I down and went to sleep Slept for hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams When I woke up, was God's yeller moon Shinin' on the clear cool
little lanterns twinklin' on and off In the My buddy the was a missin' Want to know something else and neighbors So was still