Luyện nghe bài hát Green Eggs And Ham

Hey kids, listen up if you to be sick
'Cause your looks like something from a Cronenburg flick
Think twice you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"
Let me tell you a about green eggs and ham.
There was a yellow man called Sam-I-Am
me!
I don't like you,
Well, that's fine, cool, I understand
But do you like green and ham?
I don't like green and ham
No, I don't 'em, Sam-I-Am
Would you like them or there?
I wouldn't them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them,
No, I don't green eggs and ham
Would you like them in a house? you like them with a mouse?
Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your
No
I'm gonna this perfectly clear
I would not like them in a house, I not like them with a mouse
I would not them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, green and ham
Would you like them if I served to you in a box
Candlelight, wine and a of scotch?
Yeah, soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box with a fox or a house a mouse
bugging me, you louse!
I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green and ham
Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, deny who you are
He's like them, you're gonna see
You like them up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be
No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or
you guessed it, I don't like green eggs and ham
I don't like 'em,
A train, a train, a train, a train! you, could you in a train
Or up in an
How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and
We could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a

'Cause I like 'em, Sam, see,
Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox a house-mouse or a red fox
Not here, there, and
even like the Beatles with their long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy!
I'll lay on I want. And don't buddy me...buddy.
Well, you don't like green and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception,
Well I that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
I would not not with a goat
Well you could you on a boat
I not could not on a boat
And I will not with a goat
I'm not in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should
introduce you to my pain
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on your fine china Earl Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, and wives - no spouses!
Why you trying to me eat that?
I don't like it, I wouldn't it to my cat
I already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like eggs ham!
Mr. Cheese! You just think you don't them, so you say
And he's to remind me of Doris Day
You say you don't like this and you like that
Well starting to sound like a finicky cat
Just try them, try them, and you may you like nothing better than
Two greenish eggs easy in the fry-pan
And to accompany this taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my
try that and puke all over the place (good!)
Nothing makes a disperse more quick
a great big puddle of sick!
Say...say...not bad, green and ham
I believe I them, Sam-I-Am
And I'd eat them in a boat, with a goat,
I'd eat them in the rain in the on a train
In a car, up a tree, they're good, you see
So I'd eat in a box with a fox
I'd eat them in a house and with the
I'd eat them here, I'd eat there
I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom
I think you're ok,
Well, I let you down, you stubborn old man!
Hey, we should share them, eh, we got
..Are you kidding? I eat that stuff!