In the sequence "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that ever at large From up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not calculate to His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled a hostile world from one forbidding eye
The of Rotherhithe knew something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people at his name would fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the canary that fluttered from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that lurks on ships And woe to any cat with whom came to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his hatred had been To of foreign name and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the barge at lay All in the balmy moonlight it lay on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his side
In the forepeak of the vessel, stood alone
Concentrating his on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in sampans and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for but Griddlebone And the lady seemed by my manly baritone Disposed to relaxation and no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand blue eyes
And closer and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a The foe was armed with forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how I remember the old Bull and Bush Where we used to go of a Sattaday night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A very nice house, basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the named Billy M'Caw, That all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And Lily LaRose, the barmaid was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, Come give us a on the bar." And Billy would on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She wouldn't have nothick, no not that said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it offhand with the toe of her Or as likely as not put her through your eye. But when we was and just a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She would rap on the bar with corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your pastoral flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And strike up on his pastoral flute. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your moley guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian Abandoning their sampans, the they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, and They battened down the hatches on the within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a for she was badly skeered I am sorry to it, but she quickly disappeared She probably escaped ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel Growltiger did
The ruthless foe pressed forward in stubborn rank on Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the He who a hundred had driven to that drop At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in when the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and there was dancing on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern are all very well But there's nothing to equal from what I hear moment of mystery when I made history