In the fantasy "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an end after battling a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a cat who travelled on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that roamed at large From Gravesend up to he pursued his evil aims in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was at the knees One ear was missing, no need to tell you why And he scowled upon a hostile world one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people at his name They would fortify the hen house, up the silly goose When the ran along the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that lurks on foreign And woe to any cat with Growltiger came to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no was allowed The and the Siamese regarded him with fear Because it was a Siamese had his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer all nature seemed at play The tender moon was bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the balmy moonlight it lay rocking on the And was disposed to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, stood alone
Concentrating his attention on the Griddlebone And his raffish crew were in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came in their sampans and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my manly Disposed to relaxation and awaiting no But the moonlight shone from a thousand bright blue eyes
And closer and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not a sound The foe was armed with forks and cruel carving knives And the sang their last duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how I remember the old Bull and Bush Where we to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A very nice house, from basement to A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, That brought all folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, give us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and Billy would on the bar.
And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She wouldn't have nothick, no not much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as as not put her fist through your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Billy'd strike up on his guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning sampans, the chinks they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, their junks They battened the hatches on the crew within their bunks
Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably escaped with I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel did surround
The foe pressed forward in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his surprise was forced to walk the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his crimes was forced to go kerflip,
Oh there was joy in Wapping the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley was dancing on the Strand Rats roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These productions are all very well But there's nothing to equal what I hear tell That moment of mystery I made history