Ok, we're on the air live from Lake Merit in Oakland, have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89 I'm Ted Casey, and we're gonna go down live right now Bill Thompson on the scene, and he's gonna tell us what's going on. Bill? Thanks, Ted Yeah, you can hear, they're just a ball and a hell of a time down at Gutfest this year Uh, you can behind me now, that's uh, I think they're called Blue Death Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at Gutfest this I think of the other bands playing will be The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital There's rumor's that EPMD might come out and here at Gutfest this year Other people in the are Hancock, Chick Corea Miles Davis is part of tomorrow's jazz and tonight they're rock and blues There's supposed to be more, uhh music The Who later on tonight and then show is gonna close with Digital Underground is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm go have some more food, more good music...
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Gutfest, It's a show, not like you've seen befo' In the park, noon 'til after dark. There be blondes, and also girls of bronze, And girls who come from other 'round the world Now, you will see a big display of in a cage, Butt naked, and they're off their curves and sexy ways. So a bag, and come on down, if you can find the time. We just like to say welcome to Gutfest '89.
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The is on the lake, the hotel's up the block. It's clean, they've got rates and they've got lots of rooms in stock. them you're here for Gutfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night. Bring your and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this right. More girls then you have ever are on display right now, Girls breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow! Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of fat, It's safe to say more healthy guts you can shake a stick at. I trooped in, now let the begin, It seems like sin, my head's to spin, Thinkin' what I'm about to clock, all stops are being out, I'm knockin' stank out the box, every I get, Because I waited and waited, to make trip. Yeah, one big stupid nest, And get mine at this Gutfest.
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You'll see and you'll meet people from all around the world. At last year's fest I kicked it a real cute Chinese girl. after the shows at night, or in the afternoon, Some come up and give you skull right in your hotel room. Most nice girls do not good brain, for others it's a racket. Some guys leave Gutfest out of and go home with a packet.
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I got plan, see, and it involves whipped cream, bananas, One girl stands behind me, the in front... Well, I tried this stunt before, but I'll tell you what, We'll bust the cherries, then we'll sprinkle nuts on top, Then we'll do the splits. Now what we got? crazy guts
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