Whole house
It was a I stepped to the club, there she was Draped in a burgundy dress, superbly indeed, she started staring in my direction Luring and seductively, body language instructing me
I offered her a instead she took a cup of tea And then I about my luxury lifestyle And I said, "So who you be? You looking of tight, gal I would to see you in a nightgown"
She said, "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come Tibet I'm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat I've come to your country in search of a scroll That contains directions to a hidden comprised of gold"
I looked at her confused and said, "But why have you me this?" She said the description that I fit was that of the one Who'd go beyond slipped a concoction in my drink Immediately set my drift
Now I'm in zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair With an abundance of flair me in a circular angle Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a Her steps on the stairs had a magic gleam, brightly
To prepare me for my journey a sword was towards me Plus garlic the Keepers of the gate who bore all the secrets and take of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, in traveling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited I of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way I began and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a herd of barracudas, lions The sounds of the wild kingdom like a siren Was I entering near the mere mortal life end? Defiantly I stood boldly as they closing in And time seemed to be rapidly just then
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Just then I pulled the and somehow It affected all the as they stepped back and bowed And the same glow that I seen in the sword I seen in the eyes of the Who leading me in a specific direction As if trying to tell me
Just over the horizon, the creatures who had been described Appeared in form but their eyes scoped And as I approached the gate they to break open and cried years we have finally been awakened
The was on, I got knocked to the ground by one in an unorthodox form boxing Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate And drop kicks, plunged struggling into the swamp
Then I grabbed my sword, the garlic put it around my Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then a swing Off with heads The gates slowly and mysteriously So curiously I in with intensity focusing on my objective
Spider webs the of king-size beds Fell into a secret passage not knowing to it lead Just then the light beamed brightly and in the distance At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden And just as I my mission was over I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my
As she began to transform and She took on an assortment of legs, arms, and eyes And sprouted two horns and to breathe fire So once again I my trusty sword but to my astonishment
She burned it to a crisp turned and the scroll And exited faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping Clasp of flames cast in my direction I saw my whole life flash and the of death And a casket passed into the ground, for pound, astounding How could I survive and last another round this madness?
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