Sunshine, convertable You call 'em rags, we call 'em You ride walls, we ride vogues You got a girlfriend, we pimp You say I'm fake, I say smoking I'm just a mack $hort from oakland Just a tag team wrestling tip a nasty bitch, then the homie switch Bitch, ain't getting but a lesson taught If your pimping strong, it's not my fault Hoes start choosing, give 'em a break I out my old white too $hort tape I'm playing "dope beat" and the shit still hits Trying to stick my all in them lips She said "no, I did it before" you ain't the bitch I'm looking for Cause she's rich and and chocolate Wouldn't hesitate to my dick All my say "$hort what's up? " See me with a bitch a big-ass butt I answer, I start laughing Nothing going on but the macking Laying it right, all damn Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the El dorado, Nothing but freaks fine bodies I love to roll my mercedes I'm nothing but a player like all my So when you me fake, be for real The me short dog cause I'm hard as hell Hope girlfriend's name ain't linelle I screwed her last in a cheap motel Like I my crew, when the toss up's chill Humping like a rolling down foothill Get off the pipe fool, stop Be short dog and start macking
T double o I go solo, can't fuck with me I'll just kick counting my bank No cokes smoking, potent dank Funky fresh on the When you that wax, it's not the same ol' song and round it goes, where it stops no one knows You see me at the clubs all the hoes I don't drink vodka, I do gin I like to get a blowjob from your Cause I'm macking, baby, you know right I'm from the oaktown, eastside I got all my game from oakland streets Now you damn shit-haired freaks I go on and on as I my song If you're tender and young, I fuck you all night I'm not a punk, I didn't make you flunk I didn't the whole world your pussy stunk I cut you slack in my rap, I could've macked mother But life is too $hort so I kept it I'm so damn hard, on the Hoes ain't tripping on me, they wanna my car Freak nasty don't trip, to me it ain't You can suck my dick with fat hoe lips Riding in a caddy the top let down California sunshine, the town On the boulevard, drop my top If you're feeling hot, even stop Cause it feels so good, I'm oh so They way you work that tongue, it just me cum I all my homies, all about The way I bust big nuts, in your On the boulevard, riding oh so real Not skyline, I'm talking foothill And when it ended, you know what I'm so I just can't stop macking
I I gotta stop sooner, but I'll stop later They me short dog, I'm nothing but a player I know she's thinking, "i'm falling in love" But there's another freak I'm of She's got long long hair, she's not you though She'll do whatever I say, even be my hoe I don't wanna get married, I'd rather freak mary Make good love and I do mean Wherever I go, it's the old case damn thing all over the place (nothing but bitches) tight-ass to pose in I to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes They wasn't choosing, nope not these They wanted big time vettes, riding brand new So like I before, I ain't tripping myself it's time to stop bullshitting Did the walk, did it like this up to a girl and I called her a bitch I said "my name is $hort, I don't games I play young bitches, now what's your name? " She said "i tell you in all my life You're just a little thug, not my type" I "i'm sir too $hort, couldn't be no punk" oaktown is where I'm from You see wherever I go, it's the old case Same damn all over the place (nothing but bitches) mad I told the truth I'm you one and you can call me, too Call me too $hort, me "too thin" But you wouldn't get a dime out of this So just give it up baby and run right through ya Maybe just maybe I'll back to ya Like too clean, I'm riding I hit the strip, around, and come right back See I'm a big mack, and every in sight Says "is short dog sitting at a red light? "