Sunshine, convertable You call 'em rags, we 'em drops You ride walls, we ride vogues You got a girlfriend, we pimp You say I'm fake, I say smoking I'm just a mack named $hort from like a tag team wrestling tip With a nasty bitch, then the switch Bitch, ain't getting nothing but a lesson If your pimping ain't strong, not my fault Hoes start choosing, wouldn't give 'em a I pull out my old too $hort tape I'm playing "dope fiend beat" and the shit still Trying to stick my dick all in them She said "no, I did it before" Well you the bitch I'm looking for she's rich and thick and chocolate Wouldn't hesitate to lick my All my say "$hort what's up? " See me a bitch with a big-ass butt I don't answer, I start Nothing on but the oaktown macking Laying it right, all night Hoes getting sprung they smoking the pipe El dorado, Nothing but with fine bodies I love to my mercedes benz I'm nothing but a player all my friends So when you call me fake, be for The call me short dog I'm hard as hell Hope your girlfriend's ain't linelle I screwed her last in a cheap motel Like I told my crew, when the toss up's like a chevy rolling down foothill Get off the pipe fool, stop Be like short dog and start
T double o I go solo, can't nobody fuck me I'll just kick counting my bank No cokes smoking, just dank Funky on the microphone When you spin that wax, it's not the ol' song Round and round it goes, where it no one knows You see me at the catching all the hoes I don't vodka, I do drink gin I like to get a blowjob from girlfriend Cause I'm macking, baby, you know that's I'm from the oaktown, straight I got all my game from oakland streets Now motherfuck you damn shit-haired I go on and on as I sing my If tender and young, I fuck you all night long I'm not a punk, I didn't make you flunk I didn't tell the whole world pussy stunk I cut you in my rap, I could've macked your mother But life is too $hort so I it undercover I'm so hard, on the boulevard Hoes ain't tripping on me, they fuck my car nasty don't trip, to me it ain't shit You can suck my dick with some fat hoe in a caddy with the top let down California sunshine, cruising the On the boulevard, maybe my top If you're hot, don't even stop Cause it so good, I'm oh so sprung They way you work tongue, it just makes me cum I told all my homies, all The way I big nuts, in your mouth On the boulevard, we're oh so real Not skyline, I'm about foothill And when it ended, you know what I'm so hard I just stop macking
I know I gotta stop sooner, but I'll later They me short dog, I'm nothing but a player I know what she's thinking, "i'm in love" But there's another I'm thinking of got long long hair, she's not like you though She'll do I say, she'll even be my hoe Cause I wanna get married, I'd rather freak mary Make good and I do mean very Wherever I go, it's the same old Same thing all over the place (nothing but bitches) tight-ass jeans to in I used to ride the trying to catch the hoes They wasn't choosing, nope not hoes wanted big time vettes, riding brand new vouges So like I said before, I tripping Told it's time to stop bullshitting Did the gangster walk, did it this Walked up to a girl and I her a bitch I said "my name is $hort, I don't play I play young bitches, now what's your name? " She said "i wouldn't you in all my life You're just a thug, you're not my type" I "i'm sir too $hort, couldn't be no punk" East oaktown is where I'm You see wherever I go, the same old case Same damn all over the place (nothing but bitches) mad I told the truth I'm you one and you can call me, too Call me too $hort, me "too thin" But you get a dime out of this pimp So just it up baby and I'll run right through ya Maybe just maybe I'll come to ya Like too clean, I'm riding I hit the strip, turn around, and come back See I'm a big mack, and every bitch in Says "is short dog sitting at a red light? "